joanna

is my attraction to guys in western style shirts and tight jeans to be blamed on growing up in texas or a childhood crush on program director andy travis on wkrp in cincinnati?

matt just called milo a “hassle,” (specifically: “you, my friend, are a hassle!”) and i heard: “asshole.” oh the laughs!

remember how good of a movie you thought tremors was when it came out? kevin bacon! the dad from family ties! reba mcintyre!

The Indy Rules

mokin:

For an Indiana Jones movie to succeed, it must have:

• Nazis
• an opening not directly related to the rest of the film
• Sallah
• Marcus Brody
• a quest for a biblical object
• a desert setting

It must not have:

• a young sidekick
• primitive civilizations

matt is desperately trying to convince me that nurses in labor and delivery wards used to suck the baby boys’ penises to get them to stop crying.

either:

a) matt is lying and waiting until i cave and show the tiniest inclination towards believing him so that he can gloat and call me gullible or

b) baby blowjobs.

i don’t know which is worse. i don’t want to live in a world where one of these is the case!

this just in

U2’s joshua tree: still fucking awesome.

that takes the cake

my 80-year-old aunt printed out an email forward and mailed it to me. you know, through the postal system.

every once in a while, when milo wakes up from his nap, the very first thing he does after opening his eyes and looking at me is he makes a huge frowny face like he’s about to burst into tears. i just keep smiling at him, and then he smiles, and then he decides to be happy.

when someone says: “please let me know if you’re interested,” do you take this to mean: “please tell me if you are or if you aren’t interested?” or: “if you’re interested, please let me know?”